And now, back to your regularly scheduled Armageddon

• So, a few day ago, the Wyoming state legislative passed a doomsday bill.  The bill allots state funds to make recommendations for preparedness in case of a total collapse of the federal government.  What do they know anyway - they live in Wyoming for pete's sake.
• Carnival Cruise Lines was in the news again.  One of their Concordia ships caught fire in the Indian Ocean and set adrift in pirate infested waters off the east coast of Africa.  Cruising through pirate infested waters was probably not the smartest idea in the first place.  Or cruising with Concordia.
• Speaking of the deep sea, Davy Jones passed away yesterday.  He took the last train to Clarksville.
• My lawyer got my first of three moving violations dismissed.
• The Flubbies have yet to be cited for moving violations and have yet to be mathematically eliminated.
• Jilly went whale watching yesterday and saw 4 whales and thousands of dolphins.  Usually, you hardly see anything on those cruises.  It's like the fish mammals know something.  Like they're trying to communicate.  It's like they're trying to say, "we want to get as far away from these burning cruise ships and move to Wyoming!"