• Flubbies are 3 and 8...looks like a long season
• I am no longer a math professional, returning to my amateur status
• My other brother has been laid off, but I am not worried as he'll find something better
• Kanye West is dating Kim Kardashian....sign of the apocalypse?
• The tuckpointer's bid needed to be tucked
• Dick Clark, the world's oldest living teenager, is no longer living nor a teenager...leaving Ryan Seacrest an unencumbered path to take over the world!