Talk soup du jour

Took the boy child to see Chef the other day.  Still a great flick, with a tasty soundtrack.  Kid loved it.  The following conversation occurred:

Son:  Mom is such an amazing chef.  She could open a food truck!
Me:  Oh yeah, what would she cook?
Son:  I don't know, like, Jewish food.
Me:  What like Gefilte fish?
Son:  What?  No!  Yuck.
Me:  Then what's on the menu?
Son:  Maybe latkes and Pasta Stephanie.
Me:  Pasta Stephanie is not exactly Jewish.
Son:  Sure it is.  It's made by a mameleh.
Me:  And what should we call this rolling restaurant?
Son:  hmmm...
Me:  We can call it the Schmuck Truck!
Son:  Yeah! No, wait.  That's no good...
Me:  What then?
Son:  How about like that boat in Cabo...the Shalom Truck.
Me:  Ahhh....Cabo.  Shalom, son...