Dia de la Marmota

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria! - Dr. Peter Venckman, Ghostbusters

Dunh, dunh....dunhhhhh

What? No National Squirrel Day?

This February 2, at 7:25 and 30 seconds...Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers, Sage of Sages, Prognosticator of Prognosticators, and Weather Prophet Extraordinaire, emerged reluctantly, but alertly from his hole in Punxsutawnewy, PA...and stated in Groundhogese, "I definitely see a shadow."  That's right people, six more weeks of nuclear winter.  Let's make this year a little bit  more apocalyptical, shall we?

And in more Signs of the Apocalypse:

• Newt Gingrich actually one a primary.  Sure, it was only South Carolina.  They're all a little daft there - from the humidity.
• The Cubs are still undefeated.
• Ferris Bueller has sold out.  Ferris...freakin'...Bueller.  That righteous dude!  See his upcoming Superbowl ad for a freakin' Honda.

Oh, the horrors...