Leap Month....or Feburritoary

The good news is...we get an extra day this month.

Yo no quiero Taco Bell!

The bad news is...who want's an extra day in February?  What would have been so bad about an extra day in May?

The good news is...I got a new job today paying $50 an hour!
The bad news is...they only hired me for half an hour.

The good news is...it was at Taco Bell, taste testing burritos.  I have been training for this my whole life.
The bad news is...it was tasting burritos.  Aye Caramba!  No more burritos...