Contribution from Wife

The sun was still sleeping under a blanket of fog when we left the house. The mom said to Jilly, "Hey Jilly. Do you know why the sun isn't awake yet?" And Jilly thought about it for a second and replied, "The sun is lazy. He's still tucked in. He doesn't want to get up."

Cubby had a Prince of Persia ( a lego set) appetizer.  Nooooooo, said the Dad.  Oh yes!, said the Mom.  I heard a LOUD crunch and then he looked at me with his guilty eyes. He dropped it out on the floor by my desk but Prince's arm was missing! It was a travesty! The colony moved their location high above ground to the Fireplace Mountain. The camel had the most difficult part of the journey. Prince was re-arranged with his pants on backwards. His missing arm was found near the stairs and was re-attached. His platinum sword was ever so slightly bent. 

Jillie:  Is this a mini-pineapple?
Mom:  No, you are just a giant.