TJ's Terrific Travels and Terrible Travails

Wandering afresh, our hero came across a ginormous duck, with an oddly commercial sounding quack.  TJ stuck the monster mallard with his knife, striking it down.  The duck, refusing to stay down, popped it's bill up and made that annoying quack.  TJ struck it again.  TJ and the duck (good sitcom title) danced this dance several times, until the fowl was finished.  TJ stood smiling, glowing in his victory.  Unfortunately, he didn't notice the fast approaching Angry Irrational Giant on a steamroller.  So quick it came, not letting our hero get out of the way.  TJ was flattened.  And so was his ego...