Gifted with nuclear, electro-magnetic, and ocean-breeze powered strength, our hero loyally protects the homestead against threatening tyranny....especially lizards in the yard. But, on occasion, a superhero may find himself with a lack of ferocious foes and, well, get bored. Not knowing the full capacity of his own abilities, the Cubster, in a moment of weakness (and lack of a discerning palate), ate his Mommy's hand weights, a coke can, and a cardboard box. Now, that's one tough (but cute) doggy. Neither his toughness nor his cuteness, however, prevented him from landing in canine incarceration. That's right: puppy jail.
Will eating weights make our hero's stomach stronger? Will eating an aluminum can make a bowel movement worth recycling? Will Cubby survive puppy jail? Stay tuned for more exciting adventures of Suuuuuu-per Cubby the Wonderdog of intestinal fortitude.....
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