Dog Nights of Winter

So an otter and a sea lion walk into a bar.  Isn't that funny?  They're not even bi-peds.  Seriously, when Fozzie (old man dog) was young, he always reminded us of a mischievously playful otter.  Chubby, I mean Cubby, on the other hand, reminds us of a sea lion.  It could be worse.  I could've said walrus.  Picture our bed as a platform off of Pier 39 in San Francisco.  There's me, the wife, Fozzie, occasionally a kid or two lying around.  Cubby circles around the bed, like he's swimming on the carpet, waiting for an opening.  Then, he launches himself up on the bed and finds a cuddle spot - usually on someone's head.  But he doesn't stay very long and slips back down onto the watery carpets.  Sometimes he even tries to swim under the bed.  Maybe he's looking for fish.

Cubby's brother is a UKC Champion and is known as Bugsy Rockstar.  We got Cubby Cheesecake.