Return of the Magnutron

Don't worry.  Everything is fine with Microwave Mel and his innards.  But, it is like Roseanne Roseannadanna said, "It just goes to show ya, it's always something."  The evil Magnutron has expanded its reach, spreading the contagion.  The electric hood over the cooktop has blown its lid.  The lights have gone out over the burners.  It's like we are cooking in the dark.  We can no longer have breakfast in the Enlightenment.

Anyway Voltaire, maybe it's not the Magnutron.  Maybe it's 2012.  Maybe it's the worst solar storm that we have had since way back in 2005.  Radiation has been spewing from the sun at 93 million miles per hour.  That's a lot of miles per hour.  And we haven't even gotten to the coronal mass ejection yet.  Whatever that is, it can't be a good thing.

Oh wait, the electrician has just told me that the dimmer switch needs to be replaced.  Like Gilda said, "Nevermind."